Do you ride the what kind of bicycle?

Principal: You understand English. Dining room the right side in hallway down stairs.

Napoleon Dynamite: Is he newly arrived boy?

Principal: Napoleon, this is in shell. Can take he go to his save the thing cabinet?

Napoleon Dynamite: Certainly. Leave.

Napoleon Dynamite: There is a lot of ball teams in this school. A ball team hases been seeking I join Because I fuck quite good. You take does the school bus go school?

Pedro (AKA “in shell”): Not, I ride the bicycle.

Napoleon Dynamite: Do you ride the what kind of bicycle?

Pedro: a

Napoleon Dynamite: Wheel gear, bolt, lock. Do you did to jump up?

(Pedro jumps the ramp)

Excerpted from the Chinglish version of Napoleon Dynamite (or as they call it “Napoleon Explosive!”). Thanks goes to Quahog’s Entertainment Group and DJ Empirical for the heads up on this hilarious mistranslation!